Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ducks are evil

In response to my wonderful but misguided sister Bethany, Ducks are EVIL! Don't get one. Remember that geese are evil and closely related to ducks which are evil. Remember a duck beat me up and took my lunch when I was three. I will never get over that. So even if they are really cute please don't bring that kind of evil home.


  1. Oh, but they are so cute and yellow and fluffy and they make cute little squeeky noises. You know you want one.

  2. Thanks but no thanks. Don't need any evil wandering around even if it is really cute.